When we last checked in with Kim Kardashian’s legal studies, the reality TV star turned law student revealed that there was a certain subject that she absolutely detests. In fact, she said she “fucking hate[s]” it. So, how’s she doing with Con Law?
Before we get to that, in case you haven’t been following along with this story, Kardashian’s journey to becoming a lawyer began in 2019, when she announced to the world that she’d been studying to become a lawyer in an unconventional way. Instead of going to law school, she’d be completing a law firm apprenticeship while learning about the same subjects as traditional law students, all without ever setting foot inside of a classroom. Kardashian is still a reality TV star, of course, so she’s been documenting all of her studying efforts on social media.
Thanks to a near constant stream of social posts, the would-be esquire has shared a criminal law issue spotter that cast Justin Bieber as a criminal mastermind and Tiger King hypos, complained about the fact that law student life sucks, explained that she neglected her Keeping Up With the Kardashians live-tweeting duties to keep up with torts homework, bailed on summer holiday festivities as she continued with her contracts homework, and dealt with personalized questions all about her. She even has a favorite law professor — University of Washington contracts professor Steve Calandrillo — who she’s shouted out on Insta. Occasionally she has typical law student moments, like when she posted about shooting tequila while studying torts, and then again, some not-at-all typical law student moments, like when studying turned into a bikini photoshoot.
When Kardashian first told Vogue about her lawyerly aspirations, the beauty and fashion mogul revealed the following about her studies: “To me, torts is the most confusing, contracts the most boring, and crim law I can do in my sleep.”
Kardashian, who passed the baby bar exam in late 2021, has been tackling new subjects — constitutional law and community property — since February. From the looks of it, she’s still trapped in Con Law purgatory:
Oh no! It looks like Kim Kardashian needs help Keeping Up with the… Konstitution. But really, who can blame her? With the Supreme Court in its current state — rife with ethics issues while striking down guaranteed rights — it’s truly a terrible time to be studying constitutional law.
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